I am tagged by default since I read AgentMoore's
So... since no one actually knows what to do... and my own name unfortunately is an original one, so I always get back on this page... I will just take another Ghostwriter...
Semiramis-Audron and I named him Devan...
*looks around*
Oh, as if anyone is interested ^^ I'll just post it now...
Q: Type in "[your name] needs" in the Google search:
A: Devan needs 'Toddler bedtime routines'
(I think... that would be better for him, but... he would probably ill me if I would tell him)
Q: Type in "[your name] looks like" in Google search:
A: Devan looks like a town at night.
(Purple, green and grey isn't so much of a town at night, but... google says so, why not...)
Q: Type in "[your name] says" in Google search:
A: Devan says: Poetic?!
(Being a poet himself, he may criticize others... or wonder about the things people find poetic... who knows?)
Q: Type in "[your name] wants" in Google search:
A: Devan wants 'The Van Halen Saga'
(Uhm... he reads a lot, sure, but if he's interested in it? Who knows...)
Q: Type in "[your name] does" in Google search:
A: Devan does a little run.
(With video! Seriously, I don't think that this lazy bastard does that if he can't chase something... and most likely he will fly then)
Q: Type in "[your name] hates" in Google search:
A: Devan hates softball
(Didn't know, but fine)
Q: Type in "[your name] asks" in Google search:
A: Devan asks about Van Gogh
(Maybe he wants to know why the heck the idiot cut off his ear and is still so famous... it's a good uestion...)
Q: Type in "[your name] goes" in Google search:
A: Devan goes TO THE NEW HOUSE
(He's happy to leave his current home, obviously)
Q: Type in "[your name] likes " in Google search:
A: Devan likes Ponies
(Sheep more, but ponies are nice)
Q: Type in "[your name] eats " in Google search:
A: Devan eats pubic hair
(... alright... he had a dirty life, but... ew...)
Q: Type in "[your name] wears " in Google search:
A: Devan wears Pajamas
(Jepp. Sometimes for weeks)
Q: Type in "[your name] was arrested for" in Google Search:
A: Devan was arrested for playing basketball.
(Yes, he is THAT bad. And a cheater too. Damn ghost)
Okaaay... this was... interesting...
Now I'm disturbed and leave the journal be...
Uh.






DUUUH! O.o
o_o
But you won't even get this joke. Sniffle sniffle sniff sniff. Being German is so lonely ;-;
2 messages aren't bad xD Four neither... but I get a BIT intimidated by 90... it was REALLY freaked by that one, but... well... not on Dev-art, so duh.
e only power that is given t me is sleeping in at the most ridiculous times. Yeah. Against my will. And to speak a language no one else speaks o_O Nowhere... O_o
Oh well ^^'
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